Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Zombie Flesh Eaters 2


The ‘plot’ concerns the theft of a deadly poison, imaginatively called “Death 1”, by the world’s most ineffectual terrorists (matched only by the SWAT team sent to stop him who couldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a Banjo, instead shooting open the case containing the aforementioned poison). For reason’s unknown the SWAT team, despite shooting him, manage to lose him and he walks a full two miles back to his hotel room, unopposed, where he proceeds to infect the rest of the building. The army find the terrorist’s body and burn it in a massive kiln, the ash infects the birds (!) that become zombified, attack everybody else and the undead virus spreads further. This film is blessed with the kind of dialogue that would make porn fans blush (“I’m feeling much better now but I’m thirsty…thirsty for your BLOOD!!!”), especially when the army captain dismisses scientist fears over the ash infecting the air as science fiction when they’ve just managed to re-animate the dead!

Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo
Gore wise it’s not much to write home about, Zone Horror gave it a ‘15’ rating, but it does have a couple of good decapitations, face rippings, gougings and the obligatory flesh munching scene.
All in all I can only describe “Zombie Flesh Eaters 2” as utter bollocks and a bit of an insult to the master of zombie mayhem. Now where did I put “Zombie Flesh Eaters 3”?
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Dude, watched ZFE 2 the other day - the self-propelling head made me laugh out loud! Watched ZFE 3 and Army of Darkness today to aid in my recouperation from Man-flu, and a splendid choice it was too. I especially liked the idea that zombies can also operate automatic weapons... how advanced!
Good to see you blogging again mate, keep up the good work.
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Good to see you blogging again mate, keep up the good work.
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